We're Misses American Dream since we were 17 Don't matter if we step on the scene Or sneak away to the Philippines They still got pictures of our derrière in the magazine You want a piece of us?
You want a piece of us...
We're Misses bad media karma Another day another drama Guess we can't see no harm In working and being mamas And with kids on our arm We're still an exception
And you want a piece of us
We're Mrs. "Lifestyles of the rich and famous"
You want a piece of us
We're Mrs. "Oh my God that Mow & Shu's Shameless"
You want a piece of us
We're Mrs. "Exta! Extra! this just in"
You want a piece of us
We're Mrs. "They're too big now they're too thin"
You want a piece of us
We're Mrs. "You want a piece of me?" Tryin' and pissin' us off Well get in line with the paparazzi Who's flippin' us off Hopin' We'll resort to startin' havoc And end up settlin' in cour Now are you sure you want a piece of us?
We're Mrs. 'Most likely to get on TV for strippin' on the streets' When getting the groceries, no, for real.. Are you kidding us? Causing panic in the industry We mean, please, do you want a piece of us?